What did Barack Obama ask when he learned that Russia invade Georgia?
Is South Carolina next?
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?
One is a well dressed, attractive piece of eye-candy. The other kills her own food.
What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Obama bin Biden?
With Obama bin Biden, you get two for the price of one.
What did Obama say when the Reverend Jeremiah Wright asked if he was listening during his sermons?
"I'm all ears."
Speaking of ears, what's the difference between Barack Obama and Dumbo?
Dumbo is smarter than he looks.
People worry that McCain, if elected, might not last four years due to his age.
Others worry that America, if Obama's elected, might not last four years due to his policies.
Why is Jimmy Carter campaigning hard for Obama?
It's Carter's one shot to avoid going down in history as the worst president ever.
What does Obama and Osama bin Laden have in common?
They’re both friends with terrorists who bombed the Pentagon.
Where did Obama decry the influence of money on politics?
Barbara Streisand’s $28,500 a plate dinner.
Did you notice how Sarah Palin kept referring to McCain as John S. McCain during her speech at the Republican convention?
This bewildered conservatives who always thought his middle name was “effing.”
What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common?
They both attract young people with mindless verses.
What’s the difference between Michelle Obama and pit bull? Pit bulls aren’t angry *all* the time.
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